You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Randomize
