dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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