my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
ok first of all what the fuck
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