She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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