OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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