he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
This is classic penis vs brain.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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