I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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