Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
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