it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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