Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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