If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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