therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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