all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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