he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
