hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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