You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Success! We fucked roommates!
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
