omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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