Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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