Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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