its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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