This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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