i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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