Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
