So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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