The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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