we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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