I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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