North Korea, Best Korea!
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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