Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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