Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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