this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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