Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize