what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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