I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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