Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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