Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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