well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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