wat bout pragnant strippers??
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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