508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Randomize
