They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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