Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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