Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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