wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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