Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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