On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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