he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
