party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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