yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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