Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
