So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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