Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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