3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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