why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Randomize