I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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