he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
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