I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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