Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
only if we run a train.
done.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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